snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

kawaiilluminatii:

when people bring up your past

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snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

neptunain:

"how do we know you’re not a cop?"

could a cop do this?

[unarmed black teen walks by without getting harassed or shot]

"ah okay you’re cool"

jardinfeerique:

Some serious cuties, Volcarona and Larvesta.
Original art by [link]

jardinfeerique:

Some serious cuties, Volcarona and Larvesta.

Original art by [link]

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

rebelliousmom:

when you see a hot person

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are u going to have sex before marriage?
Anonymous
"jinkies i lost my glasses!"
- velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.