mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
when people bring up your past
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes
"how do we know you’re not a cop?"
could a cop do this?
[unarmed black teen walks by without getting harassed or shot]
"ah okay you’re cool"
so you wanna be a master
when you see a hot person
|-||velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)|